Ladies an Gentlemen it's ya boi Pancakes an Syrup. I'm here to tell ya its that time again, yessir the NFL DRAFT!!!! So I figure imma get in the spirit an bring yall my first eva MOCK DRAFT. However picking these players for all 32 teams is challenging so imma break it up into three different post so without further ado the St Louis Rams are on the clock!


St. Louis - Sam Bradford, QB, Oklahoma
I kno everyone is callin fo Suh but fo real Marc Bulger sucks. The Qb position has never been the same since Warner left so this pick will inject new life into the team an the organization giving them a franchise Qb fo a decade.


Detroit - Gerald McCoy, DT, Oklahoma
I know I know, by now your probably like WTF Pancakes an Syrup wheres ndonkey kong Suh (take a long look at that man tell me u cant see his ass throwing barrels at Mario) But fo real hear me out the Lions need a play maker on the d-line. An Gerald McCoy grades out to be a more explosive athlete than suh. More explosion = more big plays.


Tampa Bay - Ndamukong Suh, DT, Nebraska
There he is Suh goes number 3 to the Bucs an man are they happy to pick this man up. The DT position in Tampa has been a revolving door of mediocrity Suh gives them that big play ability being able to play the run an pass.


Washington - Russell Okung, OT, Oklahoma St.
Mike Shanahan came in an cleaned house in Washington, he released one of his pro bowl guards an his pro bowl left tackle was forced to retire to injury. I know how bad he wants a QB but Okung is the smart move right now.


Kansas City - Eric Berry, DB, Tennessee
Well they got there QB, there offensive line due to some free agency pickups is now worlds better and they got Thomas Jones. With these moves they now have the flexibility to go an get themselves a leader on defense


Seattle - Bryan Bulaga, OT, Iowa
With the acquisition of Whitehurst from San Diego the Seahawks can address there most pressing need that is OT. With the career of Walter Jones in the air the offensive line needs new life, so this would be the pick new head coach Pete Carrol will hang his hat on.


Cleveland - Jimmy Clausen, QB, Notre Dame
With Sam Bradford an Eric Berry off the board the Browns go an get them a franchise Qb(Cause we ALL know Jake Delhomme fucking blows)Clausen will help bring this organization outta the dark ages an give Mike Holmgren an Mangini something to look forward too.


Oakland - Bruce Campbell, OT, Maryland
Heh he had a really good combine nothing else to say (SECOND ROUND TALENT)


Buffalo - Rolando McClain, LB, Alabama
This is probably my first pick off the beaten paths of mock draft picks but I could defiantly see this pick happening. While buffalo as usual needs offenseive line help they are also switching to a 3-4 def an I think McClain can come in day one an make plays for them, lead the defense, an sure up a shaky position.


Jacksonville - Earl Thomas, DB, Texas
With the acquisition of Aaron Kampman (We miss you in title town man *tear*) and the re-signing of Hayward the Jags are at least mediocre at the defensive end position. and choose not to adress the defensive end position with the number 10 pick instead they address the safety position where Reggie Nelson is sucking up it up hard! Picking Earl Thomas adds instant energy to the safety position giving the jags a nice young leader an a tremendous athlete.

Aight everyone that's my top 10 in the draft tell me what ya think. check back later for picks 11 - 21
an always its

ya Boi
Pancakes an Syrup