Left Out

I feel just terrible, the KPS clan has played many Halo 2, Halo 3, Call of Duty and countless College Football games together. Yet When one of the clan gets together to start a blog, guess who's left out. The old white guy. Lucky for me Pancakes pities me and i got an invite to share my thoughts as well.

I shall start my blog out with some bright sun shine then maybe mix in some disgusting thoughts.

First today was a beautiful day i don't know how warm it got but it was enough that i should have been wearing shorts and not blue jeans. What did i do with this glorious weather i played catch with my friend. Baseball will soon be upon us is full and we have been playing nothing but baseball. The Yankees are my favorite team. And i proclaim once again the yanks will meet the philly's in the world series. Also i hate boston i hate boston a lot and if i had the money i'd buy fenway and burn it to the ground selling the ashes on ebay.

On a more negative note, i was reading a report on yahoo eariler about a church group protesting in front of soldiers funerals. That's right their funerals not some government building, not some military base. Why you ask simply because they think our men are dying because we don't kill homosexuals and other people who go against Christians. I even saw one sign that said God loves Dead soldiers, i'm not gonna lie i almost vomited. I'm def. all for the first amendment and such, so i move we get an amendment that lets us kick these peoples asses.

Well that will do it for today i think, i'll have to do more research on various sporting interest before i go off at the mouth. I will say this though there are reports that Colt McCoy might go to buffalo in the second round. HERES HOPING

Hamster Dances

My Dilenma!!

Well today was funny and it's only 4pm. So if you don't know by now cornbread jones loves the pussy and I like to have sex with no strings attached and i usually find women who like the same thing. Recently I came across a girl that did not fit the bill, but against everything I stand for I kept her around. So when she starts acting strange about taking the dick what am I suppose to think? Do you think I fell for the same game that I run or is it that I like this girl enough to care about what she thinks about me..........I'm cornbread jones everyone and this is my dilenma and I have no clue what to do!!!

Name Change

even before the bloggin started the one thing we all wanted to do was establish a solid memorable name.. REAL TALK hits on exactly what we will be talking about, but it lack originally as Monique pointed out to me. with that being said, Mr. Pancakes came up with an amazing and seemingly original name and even added a slogan to go with it.

BLOGOHOL: TAKE A SIP OF WHAT WE'RE THINKING

I personally love the Blogohol idea, but a name change has to be approved by all bloggers. let us kno!!!!!

Blog Mobile

Hey I'm using da blogmobile

Hey everyone its ya boy Pancakes an Syrup, I noticed that probably 70-80% of the posts are a little negative. AMERICA let me assure that is not our intention at Real Talk, we wanna keep it positive light an upbeat roun here. So imma bring some positive energy into the room.
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DOOKIE!
That is all

Ya boi
Pancakes an Syrup

P.s. DAMN IT STERIODIOUS CLEAN UP AFTER YOSELF WHAT ARE YOU FOUR!

Symir and the idea of having a child by POPTART BILL

My newest little nephew was born a couple of weeks ago. His name is Symir, and he is one of the most beautiful and precious gifts that god could have ever given to my sister. I feel at odds however about our recent little addition to the family. I feel closer to Symir than I feel towards any of my other nieces and nephews. I love them all the same, don't get me wrong, from Maal-Maal and chuck chuck, and man man, all the way down to Symir and Jordan, they all get luv from me. And i'm glad that my brothers and sisters has given this family a nice firm young generation to carry all of our names into the future, even after our lives have past. But there's something about Symir. In the past, when one of my nieces or nephews were born I was either at school, or too young to truly get attached Like I have with Symir. With Symir, I was at the hospital when he was born. It felt like I was rite there the entire step of the way.

This gives little Symir a connection that I never had with any of my nieces and nephews. But there's even more to it than just being in the hospital while he was born. Before Symir, all of my nieces and nephews were birthed by older brothers and sisters of mine. In my mindset, these siblings have always looked out and protected me. Symir is the first nephew of mines born by my LITTLE sister, the sibling that I have watched over and protected my entire life. Anika has always been the mature kid between me and my youngest brother. It doesn't shock me that she is the first of us to take on one of the biggest responsibilities that life has to offer. Even though she has been the maturest of my mom's youngest kids, I still feel the natural impulse to protect. Thats why I believe that I'm so attached to little Symir. Yes he's cute and adorable, but he's my little sister's first child. I feel the need to protect him the same way I feel the need to protect Anika. In the past I have instinctually back-peddled away from holding newborn infants. I always felt that they would be safer away from me. I didn't want to hold them the wrong way, or squeeze them too tight. But with Symir, that is not the case. I enjoy holding the little guy. its amazing really. I just find the idea of my little sister having her first child fascinating.

Symir has generated a feeling within me that I never truely taken seriously in my entire life; The idea of having a child. Over the last couple of months, the idea has swirled in my head over and over, A BABY CREEP IN THE NEAR FUTURE??!?!?!?!. I mean, why not rite? Almost all of my brothers and sisters have at least a child, my best friend has a child (little Tony is adorable btw). I look on Facebook and all my high-school classmates have a child or children, posting the cutest and most adorable pictures you'll find on the internet. My cousins also have children. Everywhere I look there is an army of children around me. Shouldn't I be blessed with the gift of birth as well? After all, I don't want to wait until im too old to have a child do I?

While all this may be well and true, there's something about the idea of planning the birth of a child that trumps all other feelings. Now please do not mistake what I just said for anything other what I meant. having a child unexpectedly is one of god's precious surprises in life. If it turns out that Monique gets pregnant, I will be happy and filled with joy and will be ready and willing to make any changes and sacrifices necessary. I however, do not feel that I am quite ready for such a responsibility at the moment. I always said that I want to be financial stable before we bring a child into this world. That doesn't mean that I have to be rich, hit the lottery, or make partner in Philly's biggest law-firm. I just need to be able to provide for myself before I can provide for others. That is an ability that my sisters and brothers have that I do not. I also wanted to be living on my own before bringing a child into this world. Since I am still living in the basement of my mother and step-father's house, that goal hasn't been accomplished either. Basically, I feel that I need to grow a little more in life before the child baring phase can begin. These goals may not be attained before I have my first kid. I can honestly say that there's only two people that have set forth their goals and accomplished them before having their child; and their living in Denver in grad school with a newborn of their own. If these goals are not attained, its cool, but the idea of a planned pregnancy is my idea.

Well i've went on long enough about my nephew and my ideas. I'll let you get back to your lives. Thanks for stopping in and reading. I'll be back either tomorrow or Friday with another post in REAL TALK.

-POPTART BILL

Guess what.............. I'M PISSED!!!!

Hello ladies an gentleman its ya boy Pancakes an Syrup a.k.a. ying an yang a.k.a. milk an cereal, an Man am I pissed today. Lemme tell yall bout it. I'm a college student, live in an apartment an have two roommates (R.I.P. Creep Creezie we miss over here on southside). For privacy I will change their names roommate A will be known as Big Red and roommate B will be known as Steroidious. Anyways Big Red came back from class an asked me if I wanted to go to Mcdonalds wit him. I said yes an we where out. We come back to see steroidious diligently scrubbing at his shoe with a wet paper towel. We ask him whats wrong, apparently he stepped in dog shit(AWWWWWWW man :( )after asking this question we launch into a series of questions with steroidious. heres how it went

Steroidious: how do you thing i should get this dog shit off my shoes? use the sink or the shower? (there are dishes in the sink by the way)

Us: you should go outside an hose em off

Steroidious: I'll just wash it off in the sink

Us: *thought bubble* FUCKIN MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Us: did you walk around the apartment with the dog shit on your shoes?

Steroidious: a little bit just to my room an back

Us: when did you plan to tell us?

Steroidious: Well I didn't see any drops on the floor so i thought it wasn't a big deal

Lemme stop for a second an take a breath cause at this point America I was gonna choke tha kid. I MEAN FOR REAL YOU GET DOG SHIT ON YO SHOE TAKE IT THE FUCK OFF DON'T WALK ROUND THE APARTMENT WIT IT AN FOR GOD SAKES IF YOU CHOOSE TO CLEAN IT OFF IN THE APARTMENT AT LEAST PUT A GARBAGE BAG IN THE GARBAGE CAN OR BEAT THE SHIT OFF(no homo)ON A WALL OUTSIDE. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DONE I CANT TYPE ANYMORE IMMA GO PRAY TO GOD THIS KID FALLS AN HITS HIS HEAD AND WAKES UP A GENIUS.

Sincerely, yo boy
Pancakes an Syrup

P.S. Fuck you Mansfield University an yo Bitch ass Cock Sucking Asshole Licking Two Finger Fingering Rim Job Giving Financial Aid Office.

Real "Sports" Talk: 2010 Draft Class

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to REAL "SPORTS" TALK. I am your host Darizard and our first topic of sports talk on the REAL "SPORTS" TALK SHOW is the most talked about sports event in the past few months.....THE NFL DRAFT!!!!!

There has been many debates on who the number one pick will be in the draft. Many mock drafts thought that DT's Gerald Mccoy or Mr. I don't know how to pronounce his name, Ndamukong Suh. But FINALLY they came back to reality realizing that the NFL has developed into a quarterback game.

The St. Louis Rams quarterback is 32 year old Marc Bulger who hasn't had a good season since 2006 going 24:8 td:int ratio throwing over 4,000 yards. Rams need to start rebuilding their franchise after their embarrasing 1-15 season and who else better to do it with than a quarterback Sam Bradford. If the rams decide to pass on Sam Bradford, which I highly doubt they will decide to do, many mock drafts will look like many NCAA March Madness Tourney Brackets.

Dez Bryant, WR out of Oklahoma State been having some character issues in the past year and his Pro Day wasn't no Oooo's and Ahhhh's. Instead coaches ended up with more questions than answers. Bryant showed great hands and great explosion from his leap jump but ran an ugly 4.54 in his 40 yard dash. His Pro Day might of hurted him more than help him and might be climbing down the draft, maybe the late teens or perhaps the early twenties.

Eric Berry is the best DB in this years draft class therefore he is a top 10 pick but where will he end up is the question? I say the clevland browns. Holmgren said he's not going after a quarterback in the first round so I expect him to take the best player left on the board and that will be Eric Berry.

Joe Haden is the best Cornerback in the draft. Why would I say this. Well he can cover, o yea and tackle, and he ran his 40 at his pro day on grass better than many did at the combine....o did I mention he ran it when it was raining.

Taylor Mays will get drafted in the twenties by the Eagles if they decide to draft him to replace a well missed Brian Dawkins. However the eagles may pass on him for Carlos Dunlap who I consider the best DE in the draft. Once his motor starts running their is no stopping it. If the Eagles pass on Taylor Mays, I expect him to be drafted by the Vikings who is in need of help in the secondary.

Well that is all for now for this year 2010 Draft Class Topic. I'm your host Darizard, stay tuned for more REAL "SPORTS" TALK ACTION!!!!! IT'S ON TO DA NEXT ONE........

Akuna Matata

I juss spent the last hour racking my brain trying to think of sum thing to blog about!! the truth is... i didnt think of anything new, this is one of my old myspace blogs from 2007. figure it still applied today and its still my philosophy on life. its a great blog to open things up for me here on REAL TALK. I hope you enjoy it and i promise i'll have sum new material for u guys in my next post. consider this post the crack in the door of Mr. Crawley, aka (POPTART BILL).enjoy! :-)

Akuna Matata

mann i need to vent on this one. niggas be fuckin wit my akuna matata. i kno yall thinkin "dis nigga trippin" but real rap yall gettin on my nerves. n yall kno me, i dont get mad bout much of nuthin, i blow that shit over n move on....i dont got time for bullshit that fucks wit my progression. if yall dont kno....hakuna matata is defined as"no worries".....that shit is my PHILOSOPHY ON LIFE. if u really kno me than u kno that aint no lie. if u truely kno me than u kno that me n my fam been through alot of shit, overcame alot of obsticles n still movin on like it aint shit.i got every reason not to be up here in mansfield gettin an education n makin it work. i got even more reasons why i should be out in da streets livin by the gun n dyin by the same fate. but u kno wha? hukuna matatai. i mean yall really wonder why i dont smoke weed or drink....poisin ya body with all that unnessary b.s? yall really wonder why my heads always in the books?. im dooin wha i gotta do....imma get mines dont worry bout creep cause creep gonna be just fine. n thats why i live by hakuna matata mann....cause i got no worries. there aint shit out there that i aint survive already that can stop my fuckin progression.i kno in a couple days imma read this n be like "i wrote dis shit? i wrote about fuckin hakuna matata?" n imma lauf....hell u might too, but u kno wha.....u can lauf all u want now but in 10 yrs.....when they call my name in court to defend the plaintiff, i think imma have the last lauf. so next time someone ask me why i feel so strong bout that cartoon bullshit called hakuna matata? u got a lil insight on why "no worries" is the theme of my life.

but yea i had to let that one off my chest, yall have no idea how many times ive been asked "why u so calm?" or "why dont u never get madd?"..well chances r that da shit aint worth da anger, frustration n stress.

*quainie i got u in my prayers brotha, its gonna be cool, hang tuff n hakuna matata. u gonna be just fine

I get it from my mom.....

I was doing some thinking earlier, and I discovered something. Anyone who knows me, knows that one of my biggest character flaws is my procrastination. I procrastinate on many things, in almost every situation. However, I learned its origins. Last night, I was completing my FAFSA. I got to the part where my parent's tax information was required. This is how our conversation went...

Me: I need your tax info for my FAFSA
Mom: I didn't file yet
Me: (Looking at calendar date) You didn't file yet?
Mom: No. I will soon

*We all know that April 15th is the due date*

Me: Well, where is your info?
Mom: Somewhere in here


That's when it hit me. My mom is a bigger procrastinator than I am.....It explains a lot now that I think about it.

That's my thought of the day...I'll have more soon/

Sincurly Yours,
NoBSplease

Pissing me OFF!

Well hello everyone its ya boy Pancakes an Syrup a.k.a. Eggs an Bacon a.k.a. French an Toast an I would like to welcome you to Real Talk. Its fancy new blog set up by the young gentlemen of KPS. Here at Real Talk we wanna set up a space where we can say whatever the HELL we like so...... lemme start it off with my first rant.
I wanna talk about them philly birds. You see it in the headlines,right? They tryin to trade D-mac wit xtra cheese to the highest bidder. Now I ask you why? This man has suffered through all the slings, arrows, an cows thrown at him in philly. an the only thing he has done was produce for yall. Especially with next to no talent. Granted he had Westbrook, but the dynamic duo could only do so much(shit even batman an Robin got smacked around like some bitches) an for a super brief period of time Mcnabb had T.O. droppy ballz. With those two pieces of talent an a blitz happy defense that often landed them in trouble he managed to get them to the superbowl (an shit I forgot T.O. got hurt midway through the year so it was back to the dynamic duo) But fuck all that its a new day, its 2010, we all got healthcare (OBAMA!), an I got an A on my history of English language test, in short things change. WRONG! Right now Mcnabb coming off a top ten Qb year (3,553 yds an 22tds) surrounded by the MOST talent he has EVER had is about to lose his job to some guy from Houston, who probably can't even spell Texas. AN THAT SHIT IS PISSING ME OFF! So people ask me " don't the Eagles have a great front office?" I respond "yes they do", an truthfully they do. Heres the situation right now with the philly Qbs all three of them have 1 year left on there deal. They got Mcnabb, Kolb, an Vick, due to our friend the salary cap(which may or may not be around) one of those guy are gonna stay an the other two are splitsville. To make matters worse all three want long term deals. This puts the Eagles in a pickle. If they try to resign one an tag one it may cost the eagles around 30 mil just to have two of the three on the roster.(Frachise tag costing round 20 mil, while the long term deal prob coming out to around 10 mil) So the Eagles are doing what any mildly intelligent organization (except the raiders *Fucking Idiots*) is doing an they doing it for a meager second round pick giving away a pro bowl calibur Qb. After reading this side of the argument, it makes complete sense what the Eagles are doing I applaud it, it is a smart move. BUT I'M STILL PISSED!!!! Them bastards just reload that offense to be a fucking playground, they got everything over there a big ass offensive line, running backs, pass catching tight end, and receivers that can go yard on the jump. everything Mcnabb could ever need but to bad we trading you bye now thanks for your years of service. In closing all I gotta say is Mcnabb good luck, I aint even a phily fan but I was pulling for you to get a ring and for god sakes stop sitting in the damn pocket and run don't abandon the thing that made you famous. Mr Kolb you spell Texas like this T-E-X-A-S. an Mike Vick never do a show for B.e.t. that is by far the dumbest thing I have ever seen in my life. an thats it im not as pissed but I'm pretty sure somethings gonna piss me off later

It's ya boy
Pancakes an Syrup

P.S. fuck you Mel Kiper Jr. an your bitch ass hair

DWTS

Those judges are harsh man........real harsh.

Breaking the Ice

First things first: I gotta give my man Owie props for putting this thing together. Seems like it's gonna a lot of fun if we stay up with it. It seems like this blog will cover all bases; on some real, i could see this thing developing into something greater. My finger doesn't hurt as much, and I do not think it will need stitches. It should begin closing up in a lil bit. i just gotta keep it covered and with Neosporin on it. Not stressing though. Bout to find some insurance, fill out this FASFA, and wait until Chad Ochocinco does his routine on Dancing With The Stars. That's all for now.....I'm sure that I will find more things to blog about.

Sincurly Yours,

NoBSplease

This is REAL TALK SON!!! wit the POPTART

whats going on people. this is POPTART BILL here. Most of you all know me as Cordell, or Creep, but i figure i'd get creative being this my first blog. before we do anything I gotta give props to my boi Owie. he was the mastermind behind this blog. theres 5 of us bloggin here at Real Talk industrys lol. theres myself, Owie, tone, dave and kyle. together you'll get a wide range of topics from issues reguardinG women, relationships, sports, poems, short stories, etc.

I personally plan to blog about whatever the hell I feel like, i plan on hitting up some short stories, sport talk (an extension of OSF) and of course sum serious issues as well. Every now n then, i'll be blogging about myself and whts goin on in my life as well. this blog will be an open door into my life so get ready cuz its gonna get CRAZY!! LOL. its gonna be poppin tho once we all get our feet wet a lil so stay tuned because this is gonna be fun. aight yall Poptart Bill is outta here ill be back shortlty

Kpsyoungmoney

I popped da blog cherry!!!!!!!!!