Guess what.............. I'M PISSED!!!!

Hello ladies an gentleman its ya boy Pancakes an Syrup a.k.a. ying an yang a.k.a. milk an cereal, an Man am I pissed today. Lemme tell yall bout it. I'm a college student, live in an apartment an have two roommates (R.I.P. Creep Creezie we miss over here on southside). For privacy I will change their names roommate A will be known as Big Red and roommate B will be known as Steroidious. Anyways Big Red came back from class an asked me if I wanted to go to Mcdonalds wit him. I said yes an we where out. We come back to see steroidious diligently scrubbing at his shoe with a wet paper towel. We ask him whats wrong, apparently he stepped in dog shit(AWWWWWWW man :( )after asking this question we launch into a series of questions with steroidious. heres how it went

Steroidious: how do you thing i should get this dog shit off my shoes? use the sink or the shower? (there are dishes in the sink by the way)

Us: you should go outside an hose em off

Steroidious: I'll just wash it off in the sink

Us: *thought bubble* FUCKIN MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Us: did you walk around the apartment with the dog shit on your shoes?

Steroidious: a little bit just to my room an back

Us: when did you plan to tell us?

Steroidious: Well I didn't see any drops on the floor so i thought it wasn't a big deal

Lemme stop for a second an take a breath cause at this point America I was gonna choke tha kid. I MEAN FOR REAL YOU GET DOG SHIT ON YO SHOE TAKE IT THE FUCK OFF DON'T WALK ROUND THE APARTMENT WIT IT AN FOR GOD SAKES IF YOU CHOOSE TO CLEAN IT OFF IN THE APARTMENT AT LEAST PUT A GARBAGE BAG IN THE GARBAGE CAN OR BEAT THE SHIT OFF(no homo)ON A WALL OUTSIDE. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DONE I CANT TYPE ANYMORE IMMA GO PRAY TO GOD THIS KID FALLS AN HITS HIS HEAD AND WAKES UP A GENIUS.

Sincerely, yo boy
Pancakes an Syrup

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